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LOVE SOLUTIONS

I'M DATING
 
"Call me back. Please?" package
I'M IN A RELATIONSHIP
 
        Back on track package
I'M BROKEN UP
 
         Get up & get back in the game package

-Can't find the right person?

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I'll help you find what meat market you need to shop at.
 

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-Are you afraid you will scare your date away with your quirks?

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I'll help you make your "crazy" look normal.

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-Do you have a hard time fitting the right person in your life?

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I'll help you manage your Google calendar.

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-Has your relationship gone down the toilette?

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I'll help you unclog the pipes
 

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-Do you find you don't have enough time for each other?

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I'll help you find your spare time and turn in into Facetime.
 

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-Is your romantic life boring af?

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I'll help you bring the sexy back.

-Do you have the urge to text, call or even get back with your Ex?

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I'll help you detox your Ex.
 

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-Are you laying in bed, listening to Adele, even if you're a guy? (don't worry, I won't tell)

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I'll help you get your groove back.
 

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-Do you feel dead inside and want to be brought back to life?

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I'll Frankestein the shit out of you.

All packages are $95/hr for one on one & couples are $125/hr

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